There are actually many reasons I am a terrible human being but today brought up one. My boss starting talking about a patient that he had in the past who had cancer twice. Not just one bout with cancer, cured that, then it started somewhere else and they had multiple procedures and amputations and blah blah blah. Oh yea and the patient was like 6 yrs old. Awesome.
After he was done I was like "Ummm boss person, everytime you talk about these patients I feel like a jerk because I get pissed off if there are no blueberry scones".
And also sometimes when I put my hands under the automatic faucet in the bathroom or under the dryer, they don't come on.