So bored

picture courtesy of perezhilton.com

You know who I am sooooo bored by; those Hills actresses, oh excuse me, reality show stars. Even though it is well known that not much in that show is true. I am just so un-interested and bored by them. I have never watched a full episode of The Hills or Laguana Beach, why...because I can tell from reading about the shows and catching snippets of them that the show sucks. Why would I want to re-live high school? Watching the rich (pretty because they are loaded and you can't tell a girl with power that she looks like cat barf), snotty little spoiled princesses prance around L.A. BORING. And how come if you become semi-famous you "develop a clothing line" like the chick in the picture above. Yea, it ain't hard to make a sweater and charge $250, I could do that with a pillow case. It would be just like Zoolander, only I don't think I can get my hair to do what Mugato's did.

BORED by them. Dude, look at the picture of one of them above, so not even pretty. Ick.

Anyone can be rich and anyone can be pretty, but that's boring. Have a brain!

Damn World Series

I am not going to be able to get any sleep until this series is over. I want the Red Sox to win, I do. However, I would LOVE it if they could play all their games on Friday and Saturday nights. That way I can actually watch the whole game without avoiding looking at the clock because I know when I look at at the clock I will realize I have to be to work in 3 hours. Awesome.

I went to the movies and dinner last night with the ladiez and watched part of the game out and then tried to watch the rest of the game at home. My mistake was when I laid down on the couch with a sweatshirt over my jammies and a blanket on, big mistake. This set-up equals immediate sleepy time. If Mike was yelling and cheering I slept right through it, which is odd considering he was sitting about 3 inches from me on the couch. I woke up, still on the couch, at 4:45am. I hate when I wake up on the couch! Mike told me I looked to peaceful and he didn't want to disturb me. Whatever, he just wanted to whole king size pillow top to himself!

I'm tired.

Red Sox

Oh dear god. So yesterday afternoon at about 4:30pm Mike and I found out we could get into Game 7 of the division championship between Cleveland and the Red Sox. Which means I have had a total of 2.5 hours of sleep last night and I am now at work speed eating chocolate in an attempt to stay awake. (Screw weight watchers, I lost exactly 0 lbs. in 2 weeks while I was also going to the gym 2-3 days a week!) I wish I had film of Mike last night at the game, he was bouncing everywhere when we won. Adorable. I took lots of pictures with my brand spanking new digital camera which should be very fun to see when I get home because I have no idea how they came out. The Boston police were wearing riot gear when we got out of the game and they were carrying big sticks for beating people with. That was nice.

And as I long for my bed right now I overheard a conversation that deserves some mention. A particularly pissy doctor was talking about how he has been avoiding Starbucks because they are so damn inefficient. Apparently last time he was there he yelled at the manager because of the lack of efficiency and told the manager that Starbucks is screwing him over twice because he isn't getting his latte in under 30 seconds and because he has stock in Starbucks and it is going down. Apparently this 1 Starbucks alone in all of the world is bringing the stock down. Yea.

Piss off!

Dude I am starving

I have found the best way to remain on weight watchers; get 4 cavities filled in one go then you don't want to eat because it hurts so damn much! Seriously I don't know what happened to my teeth! I used to be the kid with no cavities; I loved the dentist because all I did was get cleanings and then go home. WTF! I also had braces and never wore my retainer so now I am bucky the bunny teeth girl. Well I think so, no one else can see it. Whatever.

And then I went to college and all my teeth became "soft Irish teeth". At 28 I have had: 1 route canal, 2 crowns, 15 cavities (I didn't think I had that many teeth!). I have just had most fixed, only 1 remains. In the front.

I think Mike has replaced the toothpaste with frosting. That or he is pouring granulated sugar in my mouth as I sleep.

the foozball

Okay my boyfriend is OBSESSED with the Red Sox and the Patriots, like he would leave me for David Ortiz or Tom Brady if given the chance. Now, I heart the Red Sox (especially my boyfriend Mike Lowell), I understand that game. Okay, not everything...strike out looking? Looking at what? And I also don't get why the managers will go nuts and verge on an aneurysm yelling at the umpires when they NEVER reverse their call, maybe once every billion calls, maybe. To quote a movie I have never seen; "You hit the ball, you throw the ball, you catch the ball, sometimes it rains".

The Patriots are a whole 'nother story. I don't get it, Mike has explained it to me a million times and I am still like, wha? What the friggin hell is a down? I was a cheerleader in high school for football for 3 years, I just cheered when we got the ball in the end zone and when the crowd cheered. What? I got a megaphone.

I watch all the games with Mike and ask 8,000 questions and I am still like, wait why does this game take 7 hours?

And I don't really ever desire to go to a game with Mike and his friends. The game will start at like 1pm, he leaves the house at 8am! They tailgate for HOURS. If I start eating comfort food and drinking beer whilst wearing a sweatshirt that early in the day I will be asleep by noon.

Weight Watchers

So I was feeling a tad, large, so I decided to jump back on the weight watchers band wagon, today is Day 3. I want a damn butterfinger! But no, I went and bought up Stop & Shop's selection of WW frozen delights. And actually the mint chocolate chip sundae is damn good, I made the chicken parm meal last night but Mike made actual chicken parm, like breaded with yummness oozing (ew) out of it in the form of cheese. His was better. Bugger.

Why oh why was I not blessed with the freakish metabolism of the supermodel? (Sigh)

Oh and I heart celebs like its crazy but if I had a job that allowed me to be off for months at a time and my job was to be a hottie, dude. I would be on that like Ryan on bacon. None of this crazy Janet Jackson nonsense where she is a rolly-polly one week and then a month later she is like super skinny. Went to the gym for 4 hours a day my ass!

(Sigh)

Why is butter so good?

crap morning

Why oh why did I not go to the ATM last night when I had time and had no where to be but asleep??? Why??? Because I am a jack-ass. I woke up this morning and swore I had time to make the train, I thought it was at 8:24am. NOPE. It is at 8:12am. Shit. So I run out of the den of sin condo and drive into downtown Norwood, traffic. WTF. See Bank of America, well I will take the $3 fee to get money out so that I can make train. There is a line of 4 cars (time 8:07am), okay fine, will drive to parking lot and go use sketchy ATM in the combo convenience store/Dunks. ATM no worky. Shit. (8:11am). Realize I am NOT making the train because I have to have cash to buy train ticket from conductor. I thought for a minute about trying to run away when I saw the conductor but I don't really want to get yelled at this early in the morning. I haven't even had breakfast yet!

So get back into car and make mistake of getting on Route 1. Bonus side to being stuck in traffic, I get to tweeze my eyebrows while I wait. Ahhhhhh...

I get to work at 9:06am, only 6 minutes late although I had to park in the parking garage underneath the hotel next to work which will cost me $24 at the end of the day. They only take cash. Bastards. But my day could be MUCH worse I could be dressed like Brooke Hogan in the picture above. EWWWWWWWWW. Dude she should be working the corner in circus of whores town!