Dear crazy...our gym is low key gym were fitness freaks and non-fitness freaks seem to co-exist nicely together, however you seem to be mucking this fine balance up. I find it hard to believe that you own only hot pants/Daisy duke style shorts, Target has some lovely workout wear I can recommend. And yes that is awesome that you like pony tails for your hair (me too!), however I know that you are above the age of 12 so maybe putting it directly on top of your head so you look like Cindy Lu Who, not the best idea. I make this point only because you seem to bounce an awful lot while you charge ahead on the elliptical machine and your Who hair is very distracting and I may fall off the treadmill or just point and laugh.
Also I hope you are aware that our gym is quite large and there is a whole room just for the ladies to work out and stretch in so maybe you should stretch your legs out there? When you lay down on the floor spread eagle (in your lil'shorts) with your legs on the wall, you seem to favor lying right in the entryway of the locker room. Not cool Who hair, not cool. Those who enter the locker room, (me) have to avoid stepping on you while averting our eyes away from your tiny shorts. Perhaps you could stretch out in the GIANT gym facility? While wearing pants.