So I went to my horseback riding lesson yesterday and it was soooo much better then my past 2 lessons, different trainer (she's 20, adorable and about 90 lbs and so full of energy!) and I used a western saddle which was such a better fit for me. My legs stay in the right place better and it's a bigger saddle, and you don't have to worry about posting oh and it was hot pink on the bottom! Oh and a much bigger horse, an older one named Seamus. We got used to each other for like 10 minutes until he learned that I was the boss and my new little fireball trainer told me I could start jogging...so I kicked in and started to jog and then I hear "phhbbbllltttttt". My head jerked up and I was like umm....and little trainer was like "He does that sometimes" So I continued my lesson and went up to a faster jog and then "Phhhbbblllttttt". I was riding a farting horse, for the rest of my lesson he continued to have noises coming out of both ends, occasionally he would cough and fart at the same time, at which point I feared for my life because I thought Seamus would explode or deflate.
The lesson was good though, except I kept laughing because I was riding a farting horse.
On another note I wonder how the rest of the people on my shuttle bus to work in the morning would feel if they knew that I was listening to a song by Dr. Dre that includes the line "You found you a bitch that you like, but you can't make a ho a housewife".