A man's man is a dude

I often tell stories of Mike and his boy-ness, I tell these stories to people at work and my friends because sometimes he is just unintentionally funny. Like he is a guy, he is a total dude. When we first started dating I said I was going to get a facial and he replied: "Is that when you go sit in mud and get pickles on your eyes?"
Recently he has been firing off some good ones...I asked him if he wanted me to make him a peanut butter and jelly sammich for lunch the next day, I made it and then 5 minutes later I walked into the living room and Mike said "Did you make it on bread?" Hmmm...I replied "No I didn't, I put peanut butter and jelly into a plastic baggy and squished it all together so he could eat it with a spoon" Yes I put it on bread.

Then yesterday we had to take Lizzie Bean our kitty to the vet to get some shots, I got home from work and washed my face and then put my contacts in and put on minimal make-up, mascara and some blush. We went to the vet, we talked to the vet tech, Lizzie got her shots, one of which was for feline distemper. I asked about that in the waiting room when we were checking out, I thought it might be to make sure she isn't in a bad mood? Interacted with about 8 people, we went home, brought Lizzie upstairs and then went out to dinner. I parked and looked in the rear view mirror only to see that I had HUGE black smudges under my eyes from my mascara. I asked Mike if I had looked like that the whole time...he shrugged his shoulders, I was like "Dude did I look like this at the vet?" Mike: "I thought you were trying something new?" and then he said "I thought you were going to go play football" and then he laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes while I tried to get the now very dry mascara from underneath my eyes. -
Yes, this right here is the man I love...