See look I start blogging yesterday and now I can't stop! OMG! So I often think about if I was born in the 1600s how I would probably look a lot different: 1 eyebrow (like Bert), weird messed up feet, pores so clogged (ick), and I would probably have not made it to this age (death by a bee sting or appendicitis). Also I would have nasty ass teeth, which brings me to yesterday. I brush my teeth with an electric tooth brush, I floss, I have special Listerine that has lots of tooth happy crap in it, I have limited refined sugars and only have 1 diet coke a day (I will not be DENIED that!) and am trying to eat a protein heavy diet. So I go to the dentist for a cleaning and have full mouth x-rays, yea...6 cavities, 6!!!!!! They are all in between my teeth, oh and I need a crown because one of my teeth is basically a giant filling with hardly any tooth left. WTF! My Mom has "soft Irish teeth" too so genetics are awesome. If Mike and I decided to multiply our future offspring may possibly have: big heads (like Pez container babies running into walls and falling down from the weight of their noggins), funky bones in their feet, soft teeth and not being able to see without glasses, oh and a habit of snacking and wanting dessert a lot (Mike!). Maybe we should look into adoption...
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